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 Post subject: Re: TT Secret Santa Redux
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:06 pm 
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Thank you for sending me something off my Amazon wishlist and for proving that the "gift tag" from Amazon does not have a word filter, whoever you are. Jen found the whole thing very amusing. And by amusing I mean disturbing and that we had a long conversation about "my internet friends".


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Mission accomplished.

I continued where I left off last year.

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I'm guessing something along the lines of "It has always been a fantasy of mine..."

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 Post subject: Re: TT Secret Santa Redux
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that was last year. this year was:

2 bears one male one female pleasing the male when she's tired and vice verce sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft tasting him precum on my tongue

Something like that, don't remember what Bears put exactly.

Maybe next year we should institute something so Krypto never gets gifts from Bears again

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 Post subject: Re: TT Secret Santa Redux
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Maybe next year we should institute something so Krypto never gets gifts from Bears again


Agreed.


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Gift received, and gift ready to be sent. Sorry it's taking so long, recipient, and thanks for the awesome gift, Tekk!

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I thanked you on FB, but thanks again AC!

I am the proud owner of a new sonic screwdriver, not to be confused with a *****.

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That one got me laughing pretty hard. Please don't use it as a *****. I sent it with the intention that you would keep it by your tv and shine it at Dr. Who baddies during the Christmas Special.

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Hunter, my mother brought the mail in today.

She woke me up from a nap to ask me "what the hell are you ordering off the internet?!" followed by nervously calling my father to say "Oh God, guess what your son just got as a gift from some random person on the internet!!"

Kudos, sir. Kudos to you.

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[quote="Beef Pop"]That one got me laughing pretty hard. Please don't use it as a *****. I sent it with the intention that you would keep it by your tv and shine it at Dr. Who baddies during the Christmas Special.



Me excited with the ***** sonic screwdriver. I am going to shoot the Ian Mckellan snowmen baddies. So excited.

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I was hoping for that sort of reaction, Tekk.

Got my stuff in today too. Thank you Traci, I love it and it's already proved useful.

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Gift sent as of today.

Probably know who it's to by now, by process of deduction.

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I was hoping for that sort of reaction, Tekk.

Got my stuff in today too. Thank you Traci, I love it and it's already proved useful.



Woot! I'm glad sweets! I was thinking.... Geeky, outdoorsy, and slightly (hopefully) useful. :)

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>thread unstickied before GO opens my gift

okay ;_;

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