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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:48 am 
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You mean I'm magic.

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Pretty sure Roodi summoned you there chief.

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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:48 am 
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Wouldn't that make GO like a genie? The dude that rubs the lamp isn't magic.

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No, since GO isn't magic, he's just a guy being summoned by a wizard.

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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
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Roodi isn't a wizard, he's a gypsy.

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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
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Different sort of magic. Less wands, more chicken entrails.

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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
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Not irc, but

[1:43:44] Hunter Cato: Tuyrn thea ciamtarut off

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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:47 am 
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[quote="CheshireStray"][quote="CheshireStray"]Also, I wrote a thing. I think this thing might be helpful, or maybe just too vulgar and vague?

IRC GUIDE, COURTESY OF CHES

FIRST THINGS FIRST, GET A DECENT CLIENT, MIRC OR XCHAT2 OR JUST GOT TO MIBBIT.COM IF YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT COMPUTER OR SOMETHING. MAC USERS SHOULD GET COLLOQUY, AS WELL AS FOLKS ON AN IPHONE OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS USE THESE DAYS TO BE HIP. ANDROID IS A TOSSUP, ALTHOUGH I PREFER ANDROIRC BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SUCK. LINUX USERS SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE READING THIS.

SECONDLY, GET ON ESPER. IF YOU'RE USING AN HONEST TO GOD CLIENT, WRITE IN "/server irc.esper.net", OR IF YOU'RE USING MIBBIT OR COLLOQUY ON A MAC OR SOMETHING, JUST SELECT IT IN THE NEAT LITTLE BOX THEY'VE GOT OR WHATEVER IT IS THESE DAYS.

NEXT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTO THE CHANNEL ITSELF. THAT'D BE "/join #fairfield" FOR THE FOLKS USING THE ACTUAL TERMINAL SORT OF INPUT, AND TYPING IN "#fairfield" TO THE CHANNEL BOX IN MIBBIT/COLLOQUY/ETC.

NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE PROBABLY NAMED "GUEST4567" OR SOMETHING, UNLESS MIBBIT ASKS YOU FOR A NICK BEFORE YOU JOIN THESE DAYS IN WHICH CASE YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY PICKED SOMETHING MORE PERSONAL. IF YOU HAVEN'T, THEN YOU CAN CHANGE THE NAME YOU APPEAR AS BY TYPING "/nick *cockfag69*" WITH YOUR DESIRED NICKNAME IN THE ASTERISKS, MINUS THE ASTERISKS.

IF YOU'RE VAIN OR WORRIED ABOUT SOMEONE NABBING UP YOUR PRECIOUS NICK WHILE YOU AREN'T ON, OR YOU GENUINELY HAVE A COMMON NICK THAT YOU'D NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT WITH, YOU CAN REGISTER YOUR PRECIOUS NAME BY TYPING UP "/msg NickServ REGISTER *password* *email*" WHERE THE PASSWORD BIT IS YOUR DESIRED PASSWORD AND THE EMAIL BIT IS YOUR EMAIL, MINUS THE ASTERISKS, AS IN "/msg NickServ REGISTER dicksdicksdicks [email protected]". ONCE YOU DO THAT, AS LONG AS YOU DID IT RIGHT, YOU SHOULD GET AN EMAIL WITH FURTHER DETAILS ON THE REGISTRATION PROCESS.

ONCE YOU'VE REGISTERED, YOU CAN IDENTIFY YOURSELF AS THE OWNER OF THE NICK BY TYPING "/msg NickServ IDENTIFY *password* *email*" WHERE THE PASSWORD AND EMAIL BITS ARE YOU GET THE POINT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS.

LIST OF COMMANDS VITAL TO YOUR SURVIVAL IN THIS IRC, AT LEAST:

/server - FOLLOWING THIS UP WITH A SERVER ADDRESS LOGS YOU INTO SAID SERVER, SUCH AS "/server irc.esper.net", LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE AT THE START

/join - YOU FOLLOW THIS ONE UP WITH A CHANNEL NAME, AS IN "#gaynoseporn" OR MORE LIKELY "#fairfield", AGAIN LIKE AT THE START.

/nick - CHANGES YOUR NICK TO WHATEVER YOU TYPE AFTER THIS.

/me - SORT OF A SHITTY ROLEPLAYING COMMAND. USING THIS WITH AN ACTION AFTER IT PUTS THE ACTION RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR NICK AS IF IT'S JUST A SOLID LINE SAYING "cockfag69 waves to the rapist" IF YOU WROTE "/me waves to the rapist". LAME BUT ALSO AWESOME?

/msg - INITIATES PRIVATE MESSAGING WITH THE NICK YOU ENTER AFTER IT, SENDING THEM A MESSAGE THAT FOLLOWS THE NICK. "/msg 16bearswhatIdo ur a faget" WOULD SEND "16bearswutIdo" THE MESSAGE "ur a faget". WHEN HE RESPONDS, IT'LL USUALLY OPEN UP ANOTHER TAB OR WINDOW OR WHATEVER FOR YOUR LITTLE PRIVATE RENDESVOUS/CIRCLEJERK/IMPORTANT MEETING/GOSSIP PARTY/CYBERSEX SESSION. SOME CLIENTS HAVE A FUNCTION WHERE YOU CAN JUST CLICK ON THE USER IN A SIDEBAR OR SOMETHING TO INITIATE THIS SORT OF THING, BUT THAT ISN'T A CONSTANT.

/whois - GIVES YOU A ROUGH LOWDOWN OF WHO THE NICK YOU ENTERED AFTER THE COMMAND IS. TYPICALLY INVOLVES AN IP ADDRESS, A LIST OF THE OTHER CHANNELS THEY'RE CURRENTLY IN, ETC. GOOD FOR TELLING IF SOMEONE IS JUST AN IMITATOR OR THE SAME PERSON AS SOMEONE ELSE, OR FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN IN OTHER PLACES THEY'RE TALKING TO BADGER THEM IF YOU CAN'T GET THEIR ATTENTION WHERE YOU ARE.

/ignore - IF YOU REALLY HATE SOMEONE AND JUST WANT TO PRETEND THEY AREN'T THERE, THIS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. "/ignore Xena" WOULD MAKE YOU IGNORE THE PERSON WITH THE NICK "Xena", ALTHOUGH THEY WONT MAGICALLY GO AWAY FOR REAL OR ANYTHING, YOU JUST WONT SEE ANYTHING THEY TYPE. YOU CAN UNDO IT WITH "/ignore -r Xena" BUT WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO DO THAT, HONESTLY.

/quit - WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING ELSE BUT YOU DON'T JUST WANT TO LET IT DISCONNECT, OR YOU REALIZE THAT THIS CHANNEL SUCKS AND YOU WANT TO LEAVE, YOU USE THIS ONE TO DISCONNECT FROM IT. YOU CAN ALSO LEAVE A LITTLE MESSAGE IN YOUR QUITTING, AS IN "/quit You guys are such fags" WHICH WOULD MAKE "cockfag69 has quit (You guys are such fags)" BE THE LINE OF TEXT THAT APPEARS WHEN YOU LEAVE.


OTHER GENERAL HINTS AND TIPS:

WEEKDAY NIGHTS ARE TYPICALLY THE BUSIEST TIME FOR THE IRC. THE DAYTIME CAN SOMETIMES HAVE A FEW PEOPLE LINGERING, ESPECIALLY DURING THE SUMMER, BUT NOT NEARLY AS MUCH AS AT NIGHT. WEEKENDS ARE THE OPPOSITE, REALLY, SINCE PEOPLE APPARENTLY DO THINKS ON WEEKEND NIGHTS OR SOMETHING SILLY.

IF PEOPLE ARE SAYING WEIRD THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S PROBABLY AN INJOKE. JUST GO WITH IT, WE HAVE A LOT OF THOSE, AND ALMOST NONE OF THEM ARE WORTH HAVING THEM EXPLAINED IN LENGTH. JUST IN CASE, THOUGH, HERE'S A DECENT LIST OF ANSWERS TO THE MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:


Q: WHO ON EARTH IS NATE

A: NATE IS NOOSE'S haggis gobbling cigarette BROTHER.


Q: IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FANTASY OF YOURS...?

A: YES, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FANTASY OF OURS TO BE A *** SLAVE FOR TWO BEARS.


Q: WHY IS THIS VAUGHN PERSON SHITTING ON EVERYTHING?

A: VAUGHN HATES EVERYTHING YOU LIKE.


Q: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, CHICKS BEING CRAY CRAY OR SOMETHING?

A: EVERY WOMAN ON THIS SITE IS IN FACT CRAZY.


Q: WHO IS SCOTTY AND WHY SHOULD I FEAR HIM?

A: SCOTTY WILL PUT HIS ***** IN ANYTHING. ONE DAY, YOU TOO WILL BE VIOLATED.


Q: WHO IS KLEMPKY AND WHY SHOULD I LOVE HIM?

A: KLEMPKY IS VERY VERY PRETTY.


Q: WHY DOES CHES WANT TO KNOW OVERMAN'S RING SIZE?

A: OVERMAN IS ENGAGED TO SOME CREEPY STALKER LIVING IN HIS CRAWLSPACE.


Q: WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING LEWD THINGS?

A: BEARS IS A MASSIVE PRUDE.


Q: SHIPPING? WHAT?

A: WE HAVE COMMUNAL SHIPPING CHARTS, FILLED IN BY A NON-ELECTED OFFICIAL FOR THE PURPOSES OF RECORD KEEPING.


Q: WHO IS THIS STAR PRINCESS PERSON?

A: YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW.


Q: MONDO CLITS?

A: MONDO CLITS.


IF YOU RECOGNIZE ALL OF THOSE, YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING ALRIGHT.

HAVE FUN, DON'T PANIC, AND WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BE A SHITHEAD.


Don't mind me, just bumping and updating for the sake of the new folk.

Also, this.
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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 6:49 am 
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Still not irc, but this is about the quality of our conversations lately.

[3:48:33] cheshirestray: imagine your genitals being hauled around by a toy dump truck

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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:39 am 
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just on the topic of sparkling
sparkling with birdcum
just like you
Im not into that
everyone is into heron
you seem to think you have a choice in the matter
his thick ropey avian **** will wipe you of all inhibition
your mind will break and you will know the pleasure of serving the heron with your whole body
dont turn this any gayer than it is ches
welp
too late
his long mouthpenis will probe every inch of you for suitability as a vessel for his love
and with a mighty KAWWWWWW the coitus will begin
stop imposing your fetishes on me
you will not resist
none of them will resist
>tfw no Heron dom
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one day roodi


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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:44 am 
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That pentapost

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:16 am 
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<Roader> "Im gonna get a girl to suck on my nipples" -bears
<robotsynthesis> why bears
<GlassOnion> vintage bears
<Cheshire> "And then call her my baby"
<Cheshire> -bears
<GlassOnion> why bears
<robotsynthesis> i've learned a lot about bears today

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:25 am 
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There was a context to that.

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 Post subject: Re: THIS IS THE VERY CLEARLY TITLED IRC CHAT ROOM THREAD
PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 4:12 am 
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That doesnt make it any better.

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14:56 *** robotsynthesis joined #fairfield
14:56 robotsynthesis hi GO
14:59 *** GlassOnion quit (Quit: GlassOnion)

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I told you that was an accident. ;-;

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14:34 Cheshire: I want to win that ***
14:34 Cheshire: so bad

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"I like dicks" -Hunter
"I'm chasing down dicks" - Hunter
"I like dicks hunter" -bears
"Gay men have no self-respect" -Hunter
"I hate gays" -Roader
"I want to have *** with Niko" -Bears
"I want to have *** with Niko" - Hunter
WHAT
None of those words actually happened
Everyone of those words happened
"IM making out with a man I just fucked in the ***" - Hunter
"IM making out with a man I just fucked in the *** Hunter" -Bears
"This is my third time having a **** in my ***" -Hunter

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<Cheshire> i bid you adieu
<Roader> ...
<Roader> alright
<Cheshire> stay silvery
<-- Roader has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Cheshire> price of apples

Rude.

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