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PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:10 pm 
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So, I was just gone for a few days to stay with family in a nice cabin in the middle of nowhere just outside of Downieville...

It was mostly uneventful, but the first night I was just totally fitfully unable to sleep. I spent like five hours tossing and turning and finally, like, just an hour or so before dawn, I ended up washing my face in the bathroom and hanging out to catch a few pages of the book I was reading. The door just flew wide open with a loud squeak, faster than I thought it really could, but stopped on a dime just a foot ajar.

Everyone was asleep in their beds.

I had the deadbolt all set and locked, and the door was so weird in its frame that you had to like jam it into the doorway and make it get stuck and it was a pain to open again.

I still don't know what the **** happened.

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If you were half as clever as you thought you were, you'd be twice as clever as you really are.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:32 pm 
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I didn't think I was being clever. How can I be half as clever as not at all?


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:35 pm 
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0(0.5) = 0

0(2) = 0

Math.

EDIT: ****, I stated this badly.

IF x(0.5) = y, where x is how clever Vaughn thinks he is...

THEN z(2) = y, where z is how clever Vaughn really is.

IF we know that x and z are both 0...

THEN we know that the assumption is sound, since half of zero is zero, and twice zero is zero.

THEREFORE, read the top of this post again.

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Vaughnology: the only science that actually makes you dumber.

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Watch creepy **** in a dark basement at 2am, start to see figures moving around in the shadows.

Oh, and I think I saw Slenderman when I was trying to fall asleep last night. Damn meds are messing with my head.


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I keep seeing flashes of light across my screen that shouldn't be there. It's really bugging me. My cats wigged out a couple of days ago, and now they rest in front of the bathroom at night. Like all of them. They've never did that before.

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I got three calls last night from E's phone. I was watching tv and he was in the bathroom, which is about 5 steps away from our bed. I thought maybe his phone was in his pocket and it dialed me somehow. I mentioned this to him, and he said, "I left my phone in the car."

We both went to go check, and sure enough, there were three calls in the phone log.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE???

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My phone has started doing that.

Fucking broken *** touch screen.

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Huh, could be that. The screen shows no cracks, but he does drop it a lot. Butterfingers.

Also, this didn't happen to me, but to my cousin.
He has been having a recurring nightmare where a man in overalls and dirty sandals keeps telling him to kill himself. My cousin's 5 years old, and he just started having this dream when his family moved into an old trailer they're renting. The whole property gives me the creeps, and even before my cousin told my uncle about his dream, the whole family would avoid being outside after dark.

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Mine isn't cracked either, it just registers taps when I'm not touching it.

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Mine tends to think I'm touching the power button when I'm not, sometimes the screen cuts out while I'm trying to type stuff. It's annoying.

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It's probably not paranormal, but I have the worst phobia of moths, and the area around my apartment building started attracting some the size of birds this past summer. Perhaps I pissed off a lepidopterist?

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Some south american indian tribes believe Moths are death omens.Black ones, I think.


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Almost every time I use the bathroom in my apartment, I hear a knocking. I've checked to see if it was my brother, but it also happens when he isn't home and it doesn't sound like it's right on the bathroom door anyway. That sound would be a bit louder.

The only other thing it could be is: There are people in the apartment upstairs. However, that would be somebody is using and / or trying to use the bathroom at the exact same time as me quite frequently. That's one hell of a coincidence.

Joking explanation? Ghosts. My apartment is haunted and the ghost is trying to use the bathroom.

I'll have to ask my brother if he hears the knocking, too.


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[quote="CheshireStray"]0(0.5) = 0

0(2) = 0

Math.

EDIT: ****, I stated this badly.

IF x(0.5) = y, where x is how clever Vaughn thinks he is...

THEN z(2) = y, where z is how clever Vaughn really is.

IF we know that x and z are both 0...

THEN we know that the assumption is sound, since half of zero is zero, and twice zero is zero.

THEREFORE, read the top of this post again.


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If vaughn was half as clever as he thought he was, he'd be twice as clever as he really is.

Wouldnt that mean he thinks he's four times as clever as he really is?
Like, if half of me is twice the man vaughn is, then 1/2me = 2 vaughn. multiply both sides by two, you get me = 4 vaughn.
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If he were half, he'd be double what he really is.

Half of 2 is 1

What would you be if 1 is double what you are?

.5, obviously.

Think with your noggin, son.

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