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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:43 am 
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Recently watched the Compliance. Probably, the most disturbing **** I've seen in a while. Being based on the real events makes this even worse.


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 Post subject: Re: Movie Thread
PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:20 pm 
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how 2 habbit

1. be mediocre filmmaker
2. take one third of smallish novel
3. turn every scene into a fight scene somehow
4. stretch it into 3 hours by any means necessary, including the following sublist:
a) show us what characters do when they aren't in view, it isn't like that wasn't written for pacing or anythi
b) write in ur own ******** about silmarils just to **** off the fans
c) LEGOLAS ADN GIMLI CAMEOS??/
d) romantic subplots ******* love romantic subplots
e) dorfs using dorf things to fite dragon for fifteen minutes
f) make sure people understand this takes place before LOTR, turn it into an actual fullblown prequel with your stupid fanfiction, lean into the audience's ears and scream SAURON IS COMING SAURON YOU KNOW THAT GUY SAURON YES HE'S COMING HE'LL BE HERE ANY DAY NOW SAURON SAURON SAURON DID YOU HEAR YES SAURON HE'S RIGHT THERE WOW SAURON DIDN'T I TELL YOU SAURON YES tenderly until they are deaf.
5. pAN OVER EVERY SET PIECE IN THE SAME WEIRD TWISTY WAY PANNING SHOTS MAKE YOUR **** HARD.
6. ???
7. habbit

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Thread
PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:41 am 
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Here's the real haббit



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:21 am 
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http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/12/16/ ... um=twitter

HOLY **** **** YES. PLEASE. AND LET IT BE GOOD.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:56 am 
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"Following" that's an excellent film. I figured out the plot 3/4ths of the way through. I wish I could say I figured it out sooner, because the clues were there. I just hadn't put them together until then. Everything clicked into place. I'd recommend it. 9.5/10.

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