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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
PostPosted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:51 am 
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I didn't think it was possible to love you even more than I already did, but you made it happen. Come on. We can make this work.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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Do you think you'll kill her one day when this no longer sates your hate-filled soul?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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I'll just hire a hitman.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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Where's the satisfaction in that?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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Hitmen tend to have some experience in taking even difficult to acquire trophies.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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I don't know. If I hated a jewgirl as much as Hacker here does, I would want to feel the breeze on my blood-caked hands as I walked away from her mangled, dismembered corpse into the Autumn evening.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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I really wish there were a way to show all of these pictures you've photoshopped to the girl whom they depict so that I could see her reaction.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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That's lovely.

She kind of lives in Moscow.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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Hey. I kind of speak Russian and am most likely going to Moscow within the next year or so.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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Look for a six-foot tall Uzbek guy who wears a ninja suit and she might be in the vicinity.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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Got it. I'll keep my eyes peeled.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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AAAAaaaAAAAaaaaAaAahh!!!


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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To be fair, you're not conveying the precise message you mean to by using the word, "Semitic". A Semitic person is simply someone who speaks a Semitic language. This category does not strictly apply to Jews, but to anyone who speaks Arabic or Farsi as well. Also, people have used the phrase, "anti-Semitic", incorrectly for decades. Just thought I would help you narrow down your rage :ugeek:


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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yeah but alliteration


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 Post subject: Re: I'm on a mission from God
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Just make up a Yiddish word like "schmutzing".


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