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 Post subject: American Horror Story
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:34 pm 
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Is anyone else watching this? I've been following it pretty closely. As a horror movie fan, it's great to see the call outs to various old horror films, and I think it's pretty darn impressive the way they're able to make the episodes individually interesting while also part of what is becoming a pretty well told and complex haunted house story.


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 Post subject: Re: American Horror Story
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I love this show. I watch it every week. I was so bummed when addy died. By here's the thing.. We've met 3 of Constance's kids (in the "flesh" anyway) how many did she say she had? Tate was the goldEn child. Addy was the second most normal child (enough to be seen in public), then the kid in the attic. What other atrocity did she give birth to?

Any theory on the gimp suit? Who's in there? Tate? A demon?

Also, I hear that they may only have a family in there for a season or two, kind of like Dr Who. New actors, with the house as the main character.

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 Post subject: Re: American Horror Story
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I have never heard of this show. Tell me more.


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 Post subject: Re: American Horror Story
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It's a show on FX which takes place in this beautiful house built in the 20's (I think), by an up-and-coming Dr for his wife. Lots of murders take place, and the majority of the story takes place in modern day where a family struggles with the supernatural powers the house seems to have. It's creepy as fuck. (this is the nutshell description, btw)

Here's a better source. Deep.

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 Post subject: Re: American Horror Story
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 Post subject: Re: American Horror Story
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Your face is lame.


Also, Zachary Quinto as an incredibly swishy gay man.

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Your face is lame.


Also, Zachary Quinto as Zachary Quinto

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FTFM?

Yeah. It's kind of why I said it. Lol

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 Post subject: Re: American Horror Story
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Caustic wrote:
I love this show. I watch it every week. I was so bummed when addy died. By here's the thing.. We've met 3 of Constance's kids (in the "flesh" anyway) how many did she say she had? Tate was the goldEn child. Addy was the second most normal child (enough to be seen in public), then the kid in the attic. What other atrocity did she give birth to?

Any theory on the gimp suit? Who's in there? Tate? A demon?

Also, I hear that they may only have a family in there for a season or two, kind of like Dr Who. New actors, with the house as the main character.
I'm thinking our gimp suit guy may be the only character not accounted for: the reanimated child of the doctor and his wife.

That or the doctor himself - but I don't think the ghost doc could get someone pregnant.

Vaughn: I would say try an ep or two before writing it off. I wasn't that interested until I started watching it. The ads seem goofy and kind of overly sexual and the show does go there a bit, but many episodes are just straight well written haunted house or suspense stuff.

It's not like there are a lot of alternatives for horror fans on TV right now.


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I watched like, the first 5 episodes last week online. It was interesting, to say the least. Poor Addy getting hit by the car. I mean, *spoilers*. lol. Is it just me, or is Dylan McDermott's character just a huge douchebag? Also, the maid/old lady house keeper was super hot when she was younger, aka how she appears to him. But he has basically fucked up everything he's laid his hands on the entire run of the show.

But yeah, good show.

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 Post subject: Re: American Horror Story
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Vaughn: I would say try an ep or two before writing it off. I wasn't that interested until I started watching it. The ads seem goofy and kind of overly sexual and the show does go there a bit, but many episodes are just straight well written haunted house or suspense stuff.

It's not like there are a lot of alternatives for horror fans on TV right now.


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Agreed, RP. I'm assuming that the old maid is how she would look if she were alive today.

And while the gimp/dr's kid is a good theory, I guess I'm stuck on the fact that it should just be a child zombie monster. Or at least child size. The gimp, I think, is actually the house, or whatever evil gave the house power in the first place. Dunno though.

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I've only seen the first episode of this and I just don't know what to think.

Best scene so far? Guy fapping at window - looks down to see horribly burned man looking up with a grin on his face.

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EEEEWWW SHE ATE A BRAIN

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It was scary how she went from "eewwtf?!" to "OM nom nom brains"

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 Post subject: Re: American Horror Story
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I feel like that's part of the devil-child thing. She's craving organ meats, right? THE CHILD REQUIRES SUSTENANCE. What creeps me out more is how the maid is like pressuring her to do this. They're all Satanists.

I've watched the first 3 episodes and #6. So I don't know what's going on really lol.

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She is just trying to get her bones the hell out of the house so she can be free. Which sucks. I feel bad for her, despite her skanky tendencies (more so when she was alive).. Ht yeah. She's rebirthing devil monster frankenbabby. She needs raw meat. And organs.


What if she starts to die, and the only way for her to survive is for her sparkly husband to chew the babby out after he's turned her in to a vampire....? Oh wait.

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What if she starts to die, and the only way for her to survive is for her sparkly husband to chew the babby out after he's turned her in to a vampire....? Oh wait.


Where's Overman when I need a good stern reaction face.

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